Whod you bang
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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