the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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