genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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