It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
