Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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