Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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