If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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