Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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