***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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