so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
