is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
