I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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