We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
ttyl tear gas
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Randomize
