If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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