So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
