even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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