i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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