The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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