Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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