"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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