and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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