I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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