never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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