East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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