This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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