Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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