We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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