sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im holly from the hills drunk
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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