Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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