I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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