just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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