And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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