I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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