No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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