so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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