I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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