I am full of burrito and curiosity
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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