My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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