I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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