so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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