he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize
