I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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