He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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