guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize