i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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