Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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