I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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