I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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