Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
