i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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