found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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