quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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